HUSBAND: Why don't you wear those trendy pants girls wear nowadays?
WIFE: What pants?
HUSBAND: Those pants which are knee-length. A bit shorter than capri pants. I see many girls wearing them.
WIFE: Oh yeah, those. Uso nga 'yon.
HUSBAND: If they're uso, then why haven't you bought a pair during your shopping rounds? I thought you're a fashionista.
WIFE: My dear husband, you're confusing a fashionista for a fashion victim.
(Husband prepares to listen to a lesson in Fashion 101.)
WIFE: What you were describing is a fashion victim - someone who goes with all the latest trends, not knowing if they fit her. While a fashionista is someone who chooses which trends to ride on, knowing that the fashion enhances her over-all look. Or better yet, a fashionista is someone who dictates the trend.
HUSBAND: Okay. So why do you think those pants don't fit your fashion sense?
WIFE: They make my legs look shorter than they already are.
HUSBAND (snickers): Hahaha!
WIFE: Don't you laugh. You've got short legs, too.
End of discussion.
2 comments:
you wife is right :) as always..hehe
oops, i'm dexie, bloghopping from Pinoyblog. those so called pants are called gauchos. some girls look good in it. personally, i think whoever invented the damn things must be shot :).
@dexiejane
Thanks for the info. Another blogger referred to them as "Korean pants". I guess it was in reference to those Koreanovelas showing Koreans wearing this fashion trend.
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